July 2012
radicaliborn:
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
firelordzuko:
unfollowing me won’t make you princess of genovia so it’s your loss
Olympic gymnast: Jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats Voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background.
Me: Falls on face trying to put socks on.
sh4ne:
weryoungforever:
hihowsyourlife:
clairesawyer:
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because...
stuartsometimes:
When you really think about the Parent Trap, it’s so fucked up
They got divorced and were just like oh, you take one twin and I’ll take the other, it’s chill
Watcheffyeahpegasister:
elysionsprincess:
musicproblems:
musicalmelody:
ladyallowyn:
OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING WHAT FUCK WHAT AM I LISTENING TO FUCK
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
This proves that anything can be an instrument.
I’m crying wat is this
he playing real entertain shit XD
Watch
I will not be drowned.: Chick Fil A →
spleegirl:
Everybody on Facebook is flipping out because Chick Fil A is having a national appreciation day. Are they really surprised? The owner is a Christian guy who closes the restaurant on Sundays, and just so happens to support traditional marriage. I’m not a Christian, and I support gay marriage 100%,…
Things that run through my head when watching the...
the-rogue-wonder:
I wish I had enough talent to be an olympian
I wish I had enough talent to be an olympian
I wish I had enough talent to be an olympian
Watch
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH…
Every fucking year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
seeing a couple on tumblr reblog each other 24/7 →
lulz-time:
seeing a couple
a couple
Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
laughoutloudrightnow:
turdshuffler:
What Oprah gonna do with her money when she dies? She has no kids so she might as well give her money to me
how dare you think that she’s going to die
My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...
everthorned:
being on your period should be considered a disability
When people replace g's with q's
sodamnrelatable:
Women don't have to:
gaylienz:
be thin
have a vagina
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
but it’s okay if they do
dildos-and-debutantes:
omg so at senior banquet there were these forms and it had standard graduation questions so i filled mine out jokingly because “lol idgaf” or whatever ANYWAYS today at graduation practice we got memory books and apparently those forms were published and thIS IS HOW IM GOING TO BE REMEMBERED
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
dalekstripper:
making adult decisions about the future mORE LIKE
violetthegreat:
since the olympics are going on instead of using the gold “you tried” stars can we use these
rachelsmarie:
crocostimpy:
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funimationentertainment:
goes on facebook
logs off facebook
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
The feeling you get when you force yourself to...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
Watchmikeyalist:
I think I just died.
