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When your teachers attitude suddenly change when...
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That one pencil that takes a fucking eternity to...
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everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
virtualanomoly: Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter: Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Forget the healthy foods. YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something. Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway. Music shall be your life. Rock out always! And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
When I told my mom I failed a test
When I was little: Now: Featured on When Moments Blog
I wonder if I am someone's crush
kdaigon: FOLLOW Laugh Out Loud.
I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: More Laughs Here.
That awkward moment when you're out with family... →
onlylolgifs: More hilarious gifs here!!
sunnydaletogallifrey: I discovered tumblr I met some of the most amazing and interesting people to ever exist I learned that I’m not alone I laughed, I cried, I flailed, I fangirled I finally found a place where I belonged
If America has Ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha?
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
My face when people talk about Tumblr on facebook.
My body doused in ash with two empty cans of gas, the only evidence they have is...– Hollywood Undead. (via julianlanee)
When your teachers extends a due date
me: im sad
anyone whos not me: im sad
everyone: omg are you ok you can talk to me whenever you want youre beautiful ok i love you dont be sad
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken...
How teens and adults text
Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
xoxobre: The gangtas: Old ladies: The freaks: White People: Fat Girls: And then there’s me:
How I feel when people un-friend me on facebook: How I feel when people un-follow me on tumblr:
theonlysanewoman: lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about...