fupaccino: downtherabbittthole: if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
immortal-complexity: the-alchemist-ed: think twice Yahoo— think. twice. For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
davidisbeyonce: “You cant hate that book its a classic!”
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
gorilllas: when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
sodamnrelatable: how do you socialize when you hate everyone
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
thatfunnyblog: When someone calls me attractive
When your parents try to get you to spill your...
sodamnrelatable: I love my parents to death…but you really can’t tell them everything.
iloveriandawson: I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
meladoodle: sammys-life: meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’ Well I don’t know what you dream about but… you do know what i dream about.. banana mafias
trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
laterlandwellers: “you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
noxification: davegrohlsfacialhair: i recommend the creme brulee i recommend you go away
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
googlehomie: ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
When someone calls your crush ugly.
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
goldenclitoris: theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference
15hypens: in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replied “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
lovesolitudes: i actually feed on intelligence i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things about music, films, religion, beliefs, history i love listening to peoples opinions i love big words i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
madamtoluene: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH Wait I finally got to watch this. It’s just a thousand times funnier in spanish ohgodwhy.
newpac: when people say “present” instead of here during attendance