Girls who post new pictures of themselves on Facebook every two minutes.
When the quiet person that never talks cusses out the class telling them to shut up
(Source: shaketheglitteroffurclothes)
if i start referring to you by your name you’re already my friend you cant escape
suicide notes are so outdated im making a suicide powerpoint
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.




